Thursday, June 01, 2006


Captain Morgan, what an organ.

Tard's nickname: Captain Morgan
Tard's keyhash: BB10503490D70E7E0FDA0FD82346A805

This tard thinks that it's ok to abuse other players and to also smurf. He can't be too bright, as he's also not afraid to abuse server admins. One can only hope that he learns the errors of his way before he doesn't have any servers left to play on.

Monday, May 15, 2006


There's a new sheriff in town, so tards beware.

I've been made a [GameOp] by the good folks at Game Arena. This means I'm going to have to be a little more careful with regards to how I record the tardish behaviours of others. Needless to say, I'll still be doing my best to rid servers of tards of all kinds.


The Roo Rooter Rooted.

Tard's nickname: The Roo Rooter
Tard's keyhash: 6D1CBED8193E31A763C2A7AC51A0CCCB

This smacktard thought it was ok to make false allegations about people hacking, and worse still, that my clan, The Older Gamers, are hackers. If there's one thing worse than a hacker, it's some tard that decides that someone better than them must be using hacks, and will publicly state such an allegation. Needless to say, he's had a bit of a holiday from the GA servers for his trouble.

I've become aware that quite a number of these tards aren't showing up on Game Track, so from now on, I'll also be including their keyhash for people to keep an eye out for them.

Sunday, January 08, 2006


Hunting down the tards

Tard's Name: {outlaw}
Tard's Keyhash: 9C7CBB8B989A5724EE985B7DA4E6CA31

{outlaw} is one of those tards who thinks it's his right to get whatever asset is on the field of play. Playing on Battle of Britain, as English, this mental pygmy decided to put his jeep in front of my Spitfire to stop me taking off. Fortunately, I had Fraps running, and he kept being a tard, as tards are wont to do. Needless to say, he hasn't been seen for quite some time now.

Update 15/5/06. He's back on GA servers under a different nickname, but still the Flyboys Server.

Monday, January 02, 2006


Own this!

Owner_Xell is a tard who was atempting to TK me on Guadalcanal whilst on an FF server. For the uninitiated, FF means it is near impossible to kill your team mates. This tard would lay ex-packs at the feet of his team mates in order to get a plane. Too bad he couldn't fly to save his life. Needless to say, he got his indiscretions captured by Fraps, and he hasn't been seen on a GA server since the report was submitted.


APC does not mean A Plane Crash

Tard's Name: Soup Sandwich
Tard's Keyhash: 21EB071A12B4FC0BE0D501867ADA0B94

Soup Sandwich was a smaktard I ran into on the GA Flyboy server ( one day. He and I were both on the German side for the Battle of Britain map. For those not familiar with it, there are 3 ME109s, 2 Ju88s 3 AA emplacements and an Armoured Personnel Carrier at the German airbase.

Soup Sandwich was using the APC to deliberately crash into the planes as they were taking off. Needless to say, he got his arse Frapsed well and truly. It appears as if he is these days infesting other servers, and you'll notice that if you click on his keyhash in the link, it gives you his other aliases as well.

Update 15/5/06: It seems this tard hasn't returned to GA servers, but has changed his nick to BIG ALBERT!, and appears to continue their tardish ways. Why don't some people learn without the need for a length of 4" x 2" timber to come into it?

Sunday, January 01, 2006


In the beginning......

I suppose a little introduction is in order. I'm Easy_Beat, I'm 36, married, employed and the Battlefield 1942 Division Captain for what could quite possibly be the world's largest gaming clan.

Just under 6 months ago, the creators of Battlefield 1942 (or BF1942/BF42 as it is also known) released a new title called Battlefield 2 (BF2). In between the release of these two titles, Battlefield:Vietnam (BF:V) was also released, as well as a very popular mod for BF1942 called Desert Combat. All of these threatened to put an end to BF1942, but none were successful.

BF2 has come close to killing off BF1942, but I think the tards are doing a better job of it. What's a tard? A tard is pretty much just a complete wanker that ruins the enjoyment of the game for those around them by being disruptive. Being disruptive can be anything from deliberate Team Killing (TK'ing), destruction of the tard's teams assets, or generally being retarded.

Not wanting to see BF1942 go out like this, I've taken the steps of buying Fraps and ridding the servers that I and my clan mates play on, of tards. Fraps is a programme that allows you to capture screenshots or motion pictures of the game you are playing. With one keystroke, you can capture in glorious motion, that stupid bastard that wants to stuff up your day. You then submit the screenshots or movies to the server admins, and they then will ban that person from playing on any of their servers.

The posts that follow are a documentation of the idiots who have incurred a ban on the Game Arena BF1942 servers.

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